For the 3rd straight week, we open with a video package detailing Undertaker's road to Wrestlemania, starting at the Royal Rumble, but updated to include footage from last night's Raw. Talk about beating a point into the ground. No opening music this week. Michael Cole & JBL hype the cross-brand double-main event.

Boogeyman vs. Finlay.Return from last week, where Boogey suffered his first loss, thanks to Little Bastard & the shillelagh. Finlay has control again, and Boogey is selling for the Fighting Irishman. Finlay tries to uncover a turnbuckle pad, but ref Chris Kay stops him. He goes for the shillelagh, but Kay cuts him off there, too. Little Bastard enters, and is about to KO Boogey with his shillelagh, but in comes....a mini Boogeyman?! Little Bastard is frozen, stunned, and we have a quick brawl between the two "juniors". As Kay is busy with them, Boogey pulls out his staff and gives Finlay an appropriate receipt for last week with a shot to the gut to pick up the win. We'd later learn that the PPV match between these two is now a tag match with the minis added to the mix, meaning Little Bastard is finally going to wrestle. Winner: Boogeyman.

Deuce (w/Domino & Cherry) vs. Brian Kendrick (w/Paul London). Ashley Massaro, the manager of the tag champs, isn't out this time, but we'll see her later. Kendrick was treated like a JTTS most of the match, and a late flurry is cut off as Domino pushes Kendrick off the top behind the ref's back. Kendrick sits up to get his bearings, but Deuce KOs him with a running kick to the face. Winner: Deuce.

Raw's World tag team champions, Shawn Michaels & John Cena, meet backstage, and HBK is promising he'll have Da Champ's back leading to their match at Wrestlemania. Meanwhile, tonight's opposition, Mr. Kennedy & MVP, are headed to the ring......Shawn Michaels & John Cena vs. Mr. Kennedy & MVP. Easily the match of the night, as the heels, supposedly overlooked according to JBL, took the fight to the World tag t eam champs. Michaels went into his late-match moveset way too early, but MVP kept him from superkicking Kennedy to the next county. After a break, the champs are still in control, and all the while, JBL warns of a possible blow-up that never comes. Hot tag to Cena, and the WWE champ begins cleaning house. After a 5 Knuckle Shuffle to MVP, Kennedy gets a chair, but HBK cuts him off with a superkick. MVP eats an FU and that is all.Winners: Shawn Michaels & John Cena.

King Booker returns to a comedy skit he last did with Goldust a few years ago, parodying movie review shows, this time with Queen Sharmell as his co-host. Subject: "See No Evil". They even recycled the bit where Booker stands in front of a screen trying to superimpose himself into the movie. Lame. Kane can be heard warning Booker that there's No Way Out on Sunday, and then Big Red slashes the curtain open with a knife and laughs evilly. Saved the segment from being a total dog.

Once again, Kristal Marshall is flirting with Teddy Long, and even goes so far as to seduce the GM with a strip tease. Jillian Hall comes in, still trying to sing. Comes across as a Cyndi Lauper wannabe gargling with razor blades, it's that bad. 1984 called. They want their "She-Bop" back. Later, Kristal finally leaves, and ECW champ Bobby Lashley, sharply attired in a 3-piece suit, visits. Kennedy interrupts and challenges Lashley for the ECW title at No Way Out. There's a reason JR said Kennedy had beaten 7 different champs instead of 6 last night, but JBL had the count at 6. Kennedy's victims list consists of Lashley (for the US title), Chris Benoit, Kane, Batista, Undertaker, Booker, & Rey Mysterio.

Gregory Helms vs. Scotty 2 Hotty. Two weeks ago, Scotty moved to Raw, or more specifically, Heat, in a trade for a player to be named later. Suddenly, he's back on Smackdown, with no mention of being on Heat the last two weeks. Did he get traded back for himself? (That's happened in baseball) Helms ambushes Scotty before the bell and gains control. Should mention, too, that Helms has a new beat, but Cole & JBL don't acknowledge this, either. Scotty comes back and sets up for the W*O*R*M, but is intercepted by Daivari. In short order, Funaki, Jamie Noble, and ECW's Shannon Moore hit the ring. Helms bails, but is cut off by Jimmy Wang Yang, who herds the champ back in and hits a moonsault. Winner: Scotty 2 Hotty via DQ, although no announcement was made.

Ashley is finally out and unveils the Playboy cover. For once, she left her sk8ter girl clothes and the fishnet stockings behind and comes out in a hot black cocktail dress. She does wear the fishnets on the cover, however. Cole wants JBL to use his Wall St. connections to get an advance copy. Don't they have a few of those floating around already? Note, too, that the issue will also reprint earlier layouts of Sable, Chyna, & Torrie Wilson.

Rated RKO are discussing strategy for their match, and it involves getting Batista & Undertaker to turn on each other. Ah, but the best laid plans of mice and men often go astray......

Batista & Undertaker vs. Rated RKO. This, too, was dominated early by the faces, but after a while, the former World tag team champs took over, and Batista was made the face in peril. Hot tag to Undertaker. Ref Jim Corderas is bumped down and out of the match after Edge is whipped into him. What was the point of that? Edge hit the spear, but no ref to count. He goes for the con-chair-to, but Undertaker sits up. Orton with a low blow and a chair shot. Charles Robinson takes over the officiating, and Edge gets a near fall. Batista makes the save and sets up Orton for a Batista Bomb, but Edge spears him down. Undertaker with a chokeslam and a tombstone, and Edge is done.Winners: Batista & Undertaker. Post-match, HBK & Cena return with a receipt from last night. Undertaker gets 2 superkicks, while Batista is FU'd into dreamland. HBK & Cena leave and don't even bother looking back.